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Thursday, July 5th 2007

2:51 AM

Tickle the Funnybone

 
Thirteen Corny Jokes to Make You Laugh - because I need a laugh this week!!

1. Why didn't the skelton take a towel to the beach?

Because he was bone dry.

2. What do you call a line of Barbie dolls?

A Barbie-queue.

3. What happens when your house is surrounded by ice?

You get ice-alated.

4. How do elephants talk to each other?

In Mumbo-jumbo.

5. Who stole the bubbles out of the bubble bath?

The robber ducky.

6. Where does a dog live if he is an actor?

Hollywoof!

7. What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Bamboo.

8. What happened to the monster that had to take the five o'clock train home?

He had to give it back.

9. What did Tim the tiger say when his tail fell off?

Not long now!

10. Why did the tap run?

Because it saw the kitchen sink.

11. How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line!

12. How do you tell when a toy is nervous?

It's all wound up.

13. What did the baby corn say to the mother corn?

Where's pop corn!

What's your favorite corny joke?  Leave a comment

 

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